{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
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{"fact":"Cats have \"nine lives\" thanks to a flexible spine and powerful leg and back muscles","length":83}
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