{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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