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{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
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J. Maple and Grace Senne Wilson House is a historic home located at Cape Girardeau, Missouri, US. It was built in 1903–1904, and is a 2+1⁄2-story, Colonial Revival style red brick dwelling. It has a hipped roof, a rooftop balustrade, and a central hipped dormer. It features a one-story full-width porch supported by Tuscan order columns and topped with a balustrade and two-story octagonal corner tower.
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